Well. Now that it seems all the new lambs have been brought to our pleasant little hamlet, might I ask a question?

Is there anyone in this village licensed to be a beautician? A hair stylist? Manicurist? Anyone? There is only so much a lady can do for herself.

And only so long she can stand neglecting the finer things in life.

Well.... That....isn't good.

[He just came upon a row of small animals all lined up perfectly straight with their heads pointing toward the village. All dead. And he shows it to the camera. There's no signs of why they're dead; they just are.I wouldn't suppose someone might have a clue about this, hm ( Read more... )

[What does he do? He broadcasts this over the entire network. Loud. And. Clear.

Why? Because he's an ass to Sebastian and Ciel. He's doing a fairly good reading, even if he's changed...a lot.O Sebastian, Sebastian, wherefore art thou Sebastian ( Read more... )

[Grell's out looking for a certain Captain Jack Sparrow and so he'll be wandering the village, looking as nonchalant as possible. He'll go in and out of stores, around the buildings, and then out into the woods. Feel free to notice him or encounter him up until he finally finds our French-speaking Captain.]

Captain, my Captain, where can you be

I'm bored.

And you're all being terribly depressing with this person getting taken or that person going loony and trying to kill people. While I don't mind that last bit, it's not very...."nice" now is it? Let's have some proper fun, hm?

Who wants their nails done?

So all the little warriors are off to their battlefields, are they? Unfortunate the Malnosso don't allow spectators. I'm sure it would be quite the sight to see.

Honestly, what is with this new decor? The stars are absolutely tacky, the sky has this giant ugly light in it, and now vermin are everywhere infesting people and their homes. And the vermin? Are disgusting.

Disgusting.

No sense of aesthetics at all.

[SIGH] I swear this place shall drive me mad simply by how atrocious it's become.

Well now that everything is back to order, shall we all play a little game?

Association. Have you heard of it?

I'll say a word, you say the first word that comes to mind. No cheating now. It has to be the first word. If you cheat, I get to pu~ni~sh you~♥

The first word is: Joy.

It's so terribly droll when the weather is like this. It would seem all the lost lambs are coming back though. How [pen taps] strange. It's very unlike anything I--

How is everyone faring, hm? No more deaths? Anyone caught our inventive nasty little killers? It would seem a new batch of these "New Feathers" are coming in, so perhaps they ( Read more... )